paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
