sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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