She's JV to your varsity
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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