I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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