We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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