a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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