Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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