I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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