Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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