i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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