She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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