Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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