I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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