He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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