There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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