There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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