508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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