you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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