My hand turned me down
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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