So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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