We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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