i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
