Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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