get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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