I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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