you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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