what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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