Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
tell me about the fingering
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