Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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