dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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