Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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