Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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