Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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