YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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