Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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