8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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