Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No more Irish car bombs ever.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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