I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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