On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Say something about gay babies.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He is an equal opportunity slut.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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