hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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