It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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