and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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