I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
