Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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