ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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