He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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