the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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