sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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