these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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