all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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