Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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