Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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