question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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