But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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