Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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