I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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